Joint Exchange - A Short Scene
You know what no one tells you about your body when you’re 13? (Don’t worry, we aren’t having THAT conversation). That spending your teens, twenties, and even your thirties doing “action sports” will make your knees feel prematurely old. Over the years, I transitioned from riding BMX to skateboarding and snowboarding and even ice hockey. Now, as a grown man, I still do all these activities, but I have self-described “old man knees”.
And I’m not the only one affected by this. When I was about 20, I worked at a skateboard summer camp and had an odd conversation with a visiting pro. He wished that he could detach and turn in his ankles to some joint repository to exchange for fresh ones. I’ve always loved the visuals in my head of such an exchange.
Then, on a recent vacation, I was reminded yet again after my 3rd consecutive day of walking over 12 miles. I did all the typical methods to ward off the fatigue. I wore a flat shoe one day, namely these: (Check them out here)
Adidas Adi-Ease Premier Skate Shoes
(They’re work very well, especially for the price).
Then I switched it up to a running/walking shoes, namely these: (Check them out Here)
Under Armour Verge Low GTX Running Shoe
(It was a nice change of pace and rearranged the pressure points on my feet).
The shoes performed very well, and neither my heels nor the balls of my feet were in pain. But, by the end of day number three, I had switched back to a flat shoe. And like the final scene from the movie “Babe” I looked at my knees and said in the hotel room that night “That’ll do pig, that’ll do”.
The real issue was my knees. The lifetime of abuse was making itself known. It was then I thought of the joint exchange concept, but re-imagined it as literally any other rental experience.
(Curtain Rises)
RENTAL CLERK: Hello sir, how can I help you?
MAN: I have a reservation to rent some new knees for the next 3 days.
RENTAL CLERK: What size, sir?
MAN: Five foot eleven and a half, but I can do 5'11" or 6 foot.
RENTAL CLERK: Let me check...
(endless typing)
... We have a 5'10" and a 6'4".
MAN: But I made a reserva-
RENTAL CLERK: Sir, we had the annual meeting of rodeo clowns come through town yesterday... we're a little overwhelmed at the moment.
MAN: Well, if I do the 6'4", my balance will be off... and if I do the 5'10"-
RENTAL CLERK: Ooh!, we also have a 5'11" but it's covered in tattoos.
MAN: But... all I've packed are shorts... What are the tattoos?
RENTAL CLERK: It says dragons, barbed wire, and "NO FEAR"
MAN: Really? I'm going to look like a... alright fine, I'll take them.
RENTAL CLERK: Ok, would you like the full insurance coverage? Just detach them from your femurs and crawl away. Only $45 a day.
MAN: How's that going to work? I just carry my shoes and bags and drag myself away from them?
RENTAL CLERK: You could do that. People have. Also, make sure to return them with a full shave or we'll have to charge you for every hair growth we need to remove.
(END SCENE)
In any event, take care of your body. It's the only one you've got. Don't waste your time or your money on low-end fitness clothing. Proozy.com has what you need to keep you moving whether it's compression gear from 2XU, quality shoes and boots from Under Armour, and clothes made for your active life from your favorite brands.
6 comments
https://sakr-eg.jimdosite.com/blog/shrk-nql-aafsh-bmk/
https://emc-mee.jimdosite.com/blog/moving-furniture-abha/
https://emc-mee.jimdosite.com/
https://emc-mee.jimdosite.com/blog/cleaning-jeddah/
https://emc-mee.jimdosite.com/my-services/
https://www.sbnation.com/users/mycanadafitness
https://sakr-eg.jimdosite.com/moving-furniture-jeddah/
https://seg7544.wixsite.com/my-site-1/post/%D8%B4%D8%B1%D9%83%D8%A9-%D9%86%D9%82%D9%84-%D9%88%D8%AA%D8%BA%D9%84%D9%8A%D9%81-%D8%B9%D9%81%D8%B4-%D8%A8%D8%A7%D8%A8%D9%87%D8%A7
https://seg7544.wixsite.com/my-site-1
https://companyservice33.weebly.com/blog1/8069015
https://companyservice33.weebly.com/blog1/1275122
https://companyservice33.weebly.com/blog1
https://emc-mee.com/transfer-furniture-almadina-almonawara.html شركة نقل عفش بالمدينة المنورة
https://emc-mee.com/movers-in-riyadh-company.html شركة نقل اثاث بالرياض
https://emc-mee.com/transfer-furniture-dammam.html شركة نقل عفش بالدمام
https://emc-mee.com/transfer-furniture-taif.html شركة نقل عفش بالطائف
https://emc-mee.com/transfer-furniture-mecca.html شركة نقل عفش بمكة
https://emc-mee.com/transfer-furniture-yanbu.html شركة نقل عفش بينبع
https://emc-mee.com/transfer-furniture-alkharj.html شركة نقل عفش بالخرج
https://emc-mee.com/transfer-furniture-buraydah.html شركة نقل عفش ببريدة
https://emc-mee.com/transfer-furniture-khamis-mushait.html شركة نقل عفش بخميس مشيط
https://emc-mee.com/transfer-furniture-qassim.html شركة نقل عفش بالقصيم
https://emc-mee.com/transfer-furniture-tabuk.html شركة نقل عفش بتبوك
https://emc-mee.com/transfer-furniture-abha.html شركة نقل عفش بابها
https://emc-mee.com/transfer-furniture-najran.html شركة نقل عفش بنجران
https://emc-mee.com/transfer-furniture-hail.html شركة نقل عفش بحائل
https://emc-mee.com/transfer-furniture-dhahran.html شركة نقل عفش بالظهران
https://emc-mee.com/transfer-furniture-kuwait.html شركة نقل عفش بالكويت
https://emc-mee.com/price-transfer-furniture-in-khamis-mushit.html اسعار شركات نقل عفش بخميس مشيط
https://emc-mee.com/numbers-company-transfer-furniture-in-khamis-mushit.html ارقام شركات نقل عفش بخميس مشيط
https://emc-mee.com/new-company-transfer-furniture-in-khamis-mushit.html شركة نقل عفش بخميس مشيط جديدة
https://emc-mee.com/transfer-furniture-from-khamis-to-riyadh.html شركة نقل عفش من خميس مشيط الي الرياض
https://emc-mee.com/transfer-furniture-from-khamis-mushait-to-mecca.html شركة نقل عفش من خميس مشيط الي مكة
https://emc-mee.com/transfer-furniture-from-khamis-mushait-to-jeddah.html شركة نقل عفش من خميس مشيط الي جدة
https://emc-mee.com/transfer-furniture-from-khamis-mushait-to-medina.html شركة نقل عفش من خميس مشيط الي المدينة المنورة
https://emc-mee.com/best-10-company-transfer-furniture-khamis-mushait.html افضل 10 شركات نقل عفش بخميس مشيط
https://emc-mee.com/%D8%B4%D8%B1%D9%83%D9%87-%D9%86%D9%82%D9%84-%D8%B9%D9%81%D8%B4-%D8%A8%D8%AC%D8%AF%D9%87.html
https://emc-mee.com/%D8%B4%D8%B1%D9%83%D8%A9-%D9%86%D9%82%D9%84-%D8%A7%D8%AB%D8%A7%D8%AB-%D8%A8%D8%AC%D8%AF%D9%87.html
https://zlidein.com/read-blog/97062
https://zlidein.com/read-blog/97063
https://zlidein.com/read-blog/97071
https://zlidein.com/read-blog/99326
https://www.skreebee.com/read-blog/110085
https://telegra.ph/%D8%B4%D8%B1%D9%83%D8%A9-%D9%86%D9%82%D9%84-%D8%B9%D9%81%D8%B4-%D9%85%D9%86-%D8%AC%D8%AF%D8%A9-%D8%A7%D9%84%D9%89-%D8%AC%D8%A7%D8%B2%D8%A7%D9%86-07-12
https://webyourself.eu/blogs/25649/%D8%B4%D8%B1%D9%83%D8%A9-%D9%86%D9%82%D9%84-%D8%B9%D9%81%D8%B4-%D9%85%D9%86-%D8%AC%D8%AF%D8%A9-%D8%A7%D9%84%D9%89-%D8%AC%D8%A7%D8%B2%D8%A7%D9%86
https://www.merexpression.com/read-blog/21528
https://www.rolonet.com/blogs/89146/%D8%B4%D8%B1%D9%83%D8%A9-%D9%86%D9%82%D9%84-%D8%B9%D9%81%D8%B4-%D9%85%D9%86-%D8%AC%D8%AF%D8%A9-%D8%A7%D9%84%D9%89-%D8%AC%D8%A7%D8%B2%D8%A7%D9%86
https://oktob.io/posts/41814
https://webyourself.eu/blogs/26016/%D8%A7%D9%81%D8%B6%D9%84-%D8%B4%D8%B1%D9%83%D8%A9-%D9%86%D9%82%D9%84-%D8%B9%D9%81%D8%B4-%D8%AC%D8%AF%D8%A9-%D8%A7%D8%A8%D8%AD%D8%B1-%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%B4%D9%85%D8%A7%D9%84%D9%8A%D8%A9
https://oktob.io/posts/41908
https://www.domyate.com/2022/06/14/why-emc-mee-company-to-transfer-furniture-to-to-jeddah/
https://www.domyate.com/2022/06/12/best-nakl-afsh-jeddah/
https://www.domyate.com/2022/06/12/%d9%83%d9%8a%d9%81%d9%8a%d8%a9-%d9%81%d9%83-%d9%88%d8%aa%d8%b1%d9%83%d9%8a%d8%a8-%d8%a7%d9%84%d8%b9%d9%81%d8%b4-%d9%88%d8%a7%d9%84%d8%a7%d8%ab%d8%a7%d8%ab-%d8%a8%d8%ac%d8%af%d8%a9/
https://zlidein.com/read-blog/99328
https://telegra.ph/%D8%A7%D9%81%D8%B6%D9%84-%D8%B4%D8%B1%D9%83%D8%A9-%D8%AA%D9%86%D8%B8%D9%8A%D9%81-%D9%85%D9%83%D9%8A%D9%81%D8%A7%D8%AA-%D8%A8%D9%85%D9%83%D8%A9-07-17
ؤ
https://500px.com/p/ataralmadinah?view=photos
https://about.me/atar-almadinah/
https://www.behance.net/ataralmadinah/
https://angel.co/u/atar-almadinah
https://vimeo.com/user163509125
https://ello.co/ataralmadinah/post/asrc-rqxhmfvgrr7skhajg
https://ello.co/ataralmadinah
https://www.myminifactory.com/stories/best-transfer-furniture-jeddah-atar-almadinah-62f1c48d224b9
https://www.myminifactory.com/users/atar
https://speakerdeck.com/almadinah
https://fstoppers.com/profile/atar-almadinah
https://www.instructables.com/member/atar-almadinah/
https://www.mifare.net/support/forum/users/atar-almadinah/
https://www.recode.net/users/ataralmadinah
http://simp.ly/p/bwJRTQ
https://zenwriting.net/jzlzjv7sf2
https://writer.zohopublic.com/writer/published/rg9748fafd0f2210f4604b33d2cbf28388aea
https://my.desktopnexus.com/ataralmadinah/journal/furniture-moving-company-in-jeddah-38820/
https://app.ex.co/stories/item/c9e4da01-b4c3-492f-84a4-55474a6abf47
https://pastelink.net/a93tslol
https://pastelink.net/6zkez7a2
https://www.kongregate.com/accounts/ataralmadinah
https://bit.ly/3PiheFn
https://bit.ly/3SJJZxX
https://giphy.com/channel/atar-almadinah
https://fullservicelavoro.com/2022/08/15/furniture-moving-companies-in-jeddah/
https://www.ted.com/profiles/37578103/about
https://www.merexpression.com/elsakr
https://www.merexpression.com/read-blog/31739
https://webyourself.eu/elsakrjeddah
https://webyourself.eu/blogs/31059/%D8%A7%D9%81%D8%B6%D9%84-%D8%B4%D8%B1%D9%83%D8%A9-%D9%86%D9%82%D9%84-%D8%A7%D8%AB%D8%A7%D8%AB-%D9%81%D9%8A-%D8%AC%D8%AF%D8%A9
https://devpost.com/elsakrjeddah
https://knowyourmeme.com/users/jumperads
https://ataralmadinah662300791.wordpress.com/2022/08/21/%d9%86%d9%82%d9%84-%d8%b9%d9%81%d8%b4-%d8%a8%d8%ac%d8%af%d8%a9-2/
https://atar-almadinah.over-blog.com/2022/08/sharikat-naql-eafsh-abhir-alshamalia.html
https://atar-almadinah.over-blog.com/2022/08/naql-eafsh-dakhil-jida.html
https://ataralmadinah662300791.wordpress.com/2022/08/22/%d8%b4%d8%b1%d9%83%d8%a9-%d9%86%d9%82%d9%84-%d8%b9%d9%81%d8%b4-%d8%a7%d8%a8%d8%ad%d8%b1-%d8%a7%d9%84%d8%b4%d9%85%d8%a7%d9%84%d9%8a%d8%a9/
https://jumperads.shutterfly.com/22
http://610b31f1e425e.site123.me/about
https://myworldgo.com/blog/40386/-
https://kaalama.org/read-blog/161044
https://kaalama.org/read-blog/161045
https://myworldgo.com/blog/40387/-
https://projects.umwhistory.org/cwh/myomeka/posters/show/38417
https://projects.umwhistory.org/cwh/myomeka/posters/show/38418
https://projects.umwhistory.org/cwh/myomeka/posters/show/38419
https://projects.umwhistory.org/cwh/myomeka/posters/show/38420
https://www.atar-almadinah.com/%D8%B4%D8%B1%D9%83%D8%A9-%D8%AA%D8%AE%D8%B2%D9%8A%D9%86-%D8%B9%D9%81%D8%B4-%D8%A8%D8%A7%D8%A8%D9%87%D8%A7.html
https://www.atar-almadinah.com/%D8%B4%D8%B1%D9%83%D8%A9-%D8%AA%D8%BA%D9%84%D9%8A%D9%81-%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%B9%D9%81%D8%B4-%D8%A8%D8%A7%D8%A8%D9%87%D8%A7.html
https://www.atar-almadinah.com/%D8%B4%D8%B1%D9%83%D8%A9-%D8%AA%D8%BA%D9%84%D9%8A%D9%81-%D8%A7%D8%AB%D8%A7%D8%AB-%D8%A8%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%B1%D9%8A%D8%A7%D8%B6.html
https://www.atar-almadinah.com/%D8%B4%D8%B1%D9%83%D8%A9-%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%B5%D9%81%D8%B1%D8%A7%D8%AA-%D9%84%D9%86%D9%82%D9%84-%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%B9%D9%81%D8%B4-%D8%A8%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%B1%D9%8A%D8%A7%D8%B6.html
https://www.atar-almadinah.com/%D8%B4%D8%B1%D9%83%D8%A9-%D9%86%D9%82%D9%84-%D8%B9%D9%81%D8%B4-%D8%A8%D8%A7%D8%AD%D8%AF-%D8%B1%D9%81%D9%8A%D8%AF%D8%A9.html
https://www.atar-almadinah.com/%D8%A7%D8%B1%D8%AE%D8%B5-%D8%B4%D8%B1%D9%83%D8%A7%D8%AA-%D9%86%D9%82%D9%84-%D8%B9%D9%81%D8%B4-%D8%A8%D9%8A%D9%86-%D8%A7%D9%84%D9%85%D8%AF%D9%86.html
شركة مكافحة حشرات بالدمام وكذلك شركة كشف تسربات المياه بالدمام وتنظيف خزانات وتنظيف الموكيت والسجاد والكنب والشقق والمنازل بالدمام وتنظيف الخزانات بالدمام وتنظيف المساجد بالدمام شركة تنظيف بالدمام تنظيف المسابح بالدمام
https://jumperads.com/dammam/anti-insects-company-dammam.html شركة مكافحة حشرات بالدمام
https://jumperads.com/dammam/water-leaks-detection-company-dammam.html شركة كشف تسربات بالدمام
https://jumperads.com/dammam/dammam-company-surfaces.html شركة عزل اسطح بالدمام
https://jumperads.com/dammam/dammam-company-sewage.html شركة تسليك مجاري بالدمام
https://jumperads.com/dammam/dammam-cleaning-company-sofa.html شركة تنظيف كنب بالدمام
https://jumperads.com/dammam/dammam-cleaning-company-mosques.html شركة تنظيف مساجد بالدمام
https://jumperads.com/dammam/dammam-cleaning-company-Carpet.html شركة تنظيف سجاد بالدمام
https://jumperads.com/dammam/dammam-cleaning-company-tanks.html شركة تنظيف خزانات بالدمام
https://jumperads.com/dammam/dammam-cleaning-company-swimming-bath.html شركة تنظيف وصيانة مسابح بالدمام
https://jumperads.com/dammam/dammam-cleaning-company-Furniture.html شركة تنظيف الاثاث بالدمام
https://jumperads.com/dammam/dammam-cleaning-company-home.html شركة تنظيف شقق بالدمام
https://jumperads.com/dammam/dammam-cleaning-company-Carpets.html شركة تنظيف موكيت بالدمام
https://jumperads.com/dammam/dammam-cleaning-company.html شركة تنظيف مجالس بالدمام
https://jumperads.com/dammam/dammam-cleaning-company-house.html شركة تنظيف منازل بالدمام
https://jumperads.com/dammam/dammam-cleaning-company-curtains.html شركة تنظيف ستائر بالدمام
https://jumperads.com/dammam/dammam-cleaning-company-Villas.html شركة تنظيف فلل بالدمام
https://jumperads.com/dammam/dammam-company-tile.html شركة جلي بلاط بالدمام