I have been trying for
"I have been trying for 3 weeks to return 3 items from this order. I need to return the XL sweatshirt, the medium capris and the black and white sandals. I never seem to be able to get a real person to talk to, even when I leave a message and they're supposed to call back. To add insult to injury, I paid for a "free" returns. I am stuck with 3 things I cannot use."
